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I want a scooter. So, here's a quick list of reasons to own one:
1. Be a mod.
2. Endanger yourself daily to the same degree as other motorcyclists.
3. Get laughed at by motorcyclists.
4. Be part of a close-knit regional community of like-minded anachronistic scooter dweebs.
5. Feel cool.
6. Look like Renegade's little brother in some kind of play-pretend game.
7. Aren't allowed on the highway.
8. Don't have to get a motorcycle license (you're just pretending, anyway).
